A gallery of my work organized by year.
The Long Awaited Naked Photographer Post – sort of.
Yep, that’s right boys and girls. Step right up and take a seat for the palest show on earth. That’s right, I’m in front of the lens again and this time, I left all those pesky clothes in the closet. Now, before you cover your eyes and after your gaze, understand that all these photos are safe for that bastion of purity and safe haven from all things prurient; Facebook. Nary a female nipple, nor hint of my southerly charms shall inflict your innocent eyes.  Fear not for I those posts are not ready.  Yet.
Read on to see what happens late at night when a photographer is bored and his wife is out of town and the models have all gone home.
 Contented Photographer is Contented.
Oh, look! The cat’s doing something cute.
Ok, that’s not so cute, you farking furball!
Really? You Really didn’t think that last joke was funny? Well meh to you too. Meh! I say.
Get… off…. my…. lawn!
You want me to do what?
Knock knock? What, is this a joke?
Cavendish. Crosscut, not flake.
Hmm. Beige, I think I”ll paint the seamless beige.
Required flexed back shot. It really is a requirement if you have a male, in front of the lens, with his shirt off. You must, by law, take this shot.  Who’s law? Fark if I know, but it’s a law.
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